FFW Future Shock S13E4

(Thanks To Sarah!)

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FFW Future Shock
Season Thirteen - Episode Four
March 14, 2014

The FFW logo is shown with the world revolving behind it. From there, we see the six Future Shock hopefuls in orange jumpsuits being loaded into the back of a paddywagon before an officer climbs in behind them. The vehicle starts up and begins driving down the street as the driver turns on the radio, where we hear “Get Back” by Ludacris start to play. Each of the six women glance around to one another with a smile before Nessa delivers a front kick to the guard’s head sending backwards against the wall before Laura starts raining punches on him. Lightning is shown lifting the guard’s handcuffs. The driver hears the noise and immediately pulls over, rushing around to the back of the van and pulls the door open before Willow and Hope catch him with a flying shoulder tackle to the ground. Nessa holds up a pair of handcuffs with a smirk and attaches them to his wrist as she signals for the other girls to follow as all of them take off into the night, leaving Sunny with her mouth agape at what just happened. And as the guard inside gets up, she catches him with a superkick and takes off after them. As the camera spins around, we see the Future Shock Season 13 logo on the side of the paddywagon.

From there, we go to a set that greatly resembles the Jeopardy set, with three podiums set up with screens inside them. Not far away is the host’s podium with a monitor hanging to its right. We also hear a fairly similar version of the Jeopardy theme for a few seconds before a simulated crowd with canned applause is heard when Adam and the three contestants take their places.

Adam: Welcome, everyone, to FFW Jeopardy! I’m your host, Adam Grant. And tonight, our three Future Shock hopefuls look to impress you one last time before you make the fateful decision on who is going to the season finale. But they won’t be impressing you with their physical skills, only their mental prowess as we play a brief game of Jeopardy!

The camera pans across as we see Lightning standing behind her podium, beaming at Adam. And then we see Nessa cracking her knuckles as she stands behind hers. And then...Sunny is standing ON her podium. Nessa clears her throat as she looks up to the South Korean cutie.

Adam: You mind...standing on the floor back there, Sunny?

She immediately hops down, bouncing up and down on her feet as the canned applause begins again.

Adam: Our contestants need no introduction. We have a third of the Trios Champions and Season Five representative, Lightning! From Season Eight, we have one of the three finalists in Nessa Wall. And from Season Ten, one half of the Unity Tag Team Champions...Sunny Kyoun!

More canned applause.

Adam: Alright, ladies. Here’s how this works. I’ll have five answers ranging from all aspects of FFW history, starting with a question at 100 points all the way to 500. At the end of those questions, we’ll go to final Jeopardy, where you can wager your points that you know the answer. The woman with the most points at the end of that round is our winner!

More canned applause as Adam glances to someone off camera, with a look of “That’s about enough of that.”

Adam: We are going to play one warm up round worth no points. Just to get you ready for the game.

Adam: The answer is….Kassandra!

Lightning buzzed in first!

Lightning: Who managed to be the least talented member of FFW's least talented tag team?

BZZTTTTTTT!!

Adam: Uh no.

Nessa buzzed in.

Nessa: Who was the worst wrestler in the history of FFW? Is that an acceptable answer? No? How about who's one half of the quite forgettable 'Danger Queens'?

BZZZZZZZZZTTTTT!!!

Adam: We can only accept the first question, so...no. Fair point though. Sunny?

Sunny: Who is Charlie Gage’s tag team partner person??

Adam: That answer is acceptable. Had we been playing the actual game, you’d have won some points there!

Sunny did a little booty dance as she bounced in place.

Adam: One more practice question, then we’ll play the game.

The screen next to Adam blinked with the new answer.

Adam: The answer is….Angelic S&D!

Nessa buzzed in first!

Nessa: Who were two flash in the pan losers named Deliah and Selina who washed out of FFW eons ago?

BZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Adam: That’s...not what we are looking for.

More canned applause as Adam glares back to the production team behind the camera when Lightning buzzed in.

Lightning: Who are a pair of stupid bitches nobody ever cared about?

BZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Adam: That’s more editorial than fact,....and not what the judges would be looking for. Sunny?

Sunny: What was the tag team of Delilah and Selina, who also were 2nd Unity Champions and hopefully had fluffy wings?

Adam: That’s correct! And no...they didn’t.

Then we hear a canned sound of “WAH WAH WAAAAAAHHHHHH!”

Adam: Ladies, that’s the end of the practice round. Now it’s time to play for points. Keep in mind you have to give the answer we are looking for. Specificity is a plus as well. Are you ready to go?

The three women nodded as Adam clapped his hands.

Adam: Then let’s play….FFW Jeopardy!! Hands on buzzers!

More canned applau...wait, it stops. The monitor to Adam’s right shows the words as he speaks them throughout the game.

Adam: For 100 points, the answer is….Three Time FFW Champions.

Nessa buzzed in first.

Nessa: Who are Scarlett Kincaid and Isabella Pazzini? Seriously... I thought you said these were going to be DIFFICULT questions?

Adam: Correct for 100 points! And...well, Nessa, it was for 100 points. I’ll try to stump you later.

Adam: For 200 points, the answer is……”The Killer Blonde” Amy.

Sunny buzzed in first this time as Nessa gave her a scowl.

Sunny: Who was the First FFW Champion, and has personal assistant to do her nails?

Adam nods with a curious look.

Adam: Correct for 200 points...and keen observation skills there, Sunny. She also has an elbow buffer. Nessa has 100, Sunny with 200!

Sunny sticks her tongue out at Nessa, who rolls her eyes as the game rolls on.

Adam: The answer is…...Claire Black vs. Mileena Savage.

Lightning buzzed in.

Lightning: When was it categorically proven that "Punchy Punchy Shuffle Shuffle" SUCKS?!

BZZZZZZZTTTT!!

Adam: Sorry, not the answer we’re looking for, babe. Sunny or Nessa?

Nessa tapped the buzzer first as Sunny kept trying to get hers to buzz.

Nessa: Who were the participants in the USA versus Canada Capture The Flag match at Relentless 2013?

Adam: Correct for 300 points! So far, we have Nessa at 400, Sunny at 200, and Lightning at….zero.

The Welsh beauty’s eyes widened in irritation as she glowered at her opponents.

Adam: For 400 points, the answer is…...Serafina DeCaro!

Lightning pounded the buzzer in first this time.

Lightning: Who is the longest reigning champion in FFW history?

Adam: Correct for 400 points!

Lightning: HA!

The camera showed the tally of points thus far as Lightning and Nessa were tied at 400. And Sunny had 200.

Adam: This is the final answer before we go to Final Jeopardy. It’s worth….500 points!

All three women looked to one another and back to Adam.

Adam: The answer is….Ultimate X.

Nessa buzzed in first.

Nessa: What was the most boring match in the history of women's wrestling— the season 8... no wait... season 9 finale between Arabella Black and Desi Kain? I bet these other two don't even know who won it... Desirae Kain, unfortunately. You know, come to think of it, there've been—

BZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Adam: Sorry, that wasn’t the answer we are looking for. And...you do have a time limit to answer the questions. Lightning or Sunny?

Lightning and Sunny both seemed to buzz in, but Sunny got it first. She jumped up and down in excitement with her pigtails bouncing.

Sunny: What was the name of match they had done in the final episode of Season 9 Future Shock?

Adam: Correct for 500 points!!

Sunny’s mouth dropped open in surprise as she climbed up onto her podium and peered over to see the points added to her total, making it 700.

Adam: Uh Sunny...could you...climb back down? We added the points.

Sunny nodded and quickly dropped back down.

Adam: Now it’s time to decide how many of your points you want to risk on the final question. Sunny is in the lead with 700 points, with Lightning and Nessa tied for 400. This game is still very much winnable….

Adam: The answer is….First Ever Unity Tag Team Champions! I’ll give you a few seconds to consider your wager.

As the girls deliberated and began to write their answers on the screen, we see a commercial for the upcoming Chaos Theory Pay Per View, featuring the Elimination Chamber for the Evolution Championship. And then, we cut back.

Adam: Alright, ladies. Let’s see how much you wagered. Nessa, let’s start with you.

Nessa: Who are Spectra Fantasia... Valerie Lamb and Camilla Pazzini?

BZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!

Adam: While that is correct, it is not the answer we are looking for! How much did you wager?

Nessa’s screen showed zero points.

Adam: I see Nessa is playing it safe here, and will lose no points! Sunny, what do you have?

Sunny: I AM KNOW THIS!! Who is Spectra Fantasia? Aka Valerie Lamb and Camilla Pazzini, even if not like each other anymore and are all super-grrrrrfaces.

BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!!

Adam: I see you had the same answer as Nessa on your screen. But like I said, that isn’t the answer we are looking for here. Let’s see how much you wagered.

Sunny’s screen showed 300 points.

Adam: Sunny wagered 300, and that takes her score down to 400. We have a three way tie right here.

Sunny peered over her podium with a pout as she waved her points goodbye.

Adam: Let’s see what Lightning said. If she voted zero points and gets this….

Lightning: What was decided in a four corners match at the first Unstoppable?

Adam: Correct! A bit of a tricky question right there. But Lightning, how many of your 400 points did you wager?

The screen showed 1.

Adam: Lightning wagered one point, which brings the totals to 400 for Nessa & Sunny. And 401 points for Lightning! She’s won FFW Jeopardy!

Lightning let out a mad cackle as both Nessa and Sunny looked annoyed about losing by a single point.

Adam: Lightning has won the game, but now it’s your turn, fans. Head over to the FFW website and vote for who you think deserves to be eliminated. This is the most important vote of the season, you’ll be deciding who goes onto the season finale! Will it be Lightning? Nessa? Or Sunny?

All three girls are going to one another behind their partitions.

Adam: And we’ll be back right here in one week to find out who is competing for the Season 13 Championship! Thank you for tuning in, and we’ll see you next week!

Lightning snickered and laughed as she climbed up onto her podium this time, thrusting her arms into the air in victory before Nessa shoved her off it. Sunny tried to stifle a giggle as Future Shock faded off the air.