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FFW Future Shock, S1E2

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« on: November 15, 2010, 10:21:45 pm »



The following is a special presentation exclusively for FFW.com.

This edition of Future Shock is sponsored by:



As the commercial fades out, the show opens inside what looks to be your average karaoke bar. The stage is lit up with multiple colored lights with a television screen and speakers set throughout the stage. The tables surround the stage, though all of them are empty but two, holding the five women of Future Shock. Then the shot swings around as we see Mark Horton, wearing a Pepsi t-shirt.

Mark: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second edition of FFW Future Shock, the show that spotlights the future of Femme Fatale Wrestling! After a rather interesting rollerblading contest, tonight the five remaining future stars will find out if their words can match their physical attributes as Future Shock goes American Idol! Each of the remaining women will perform for you tonight, and you’ll be the judge and you get to vote whom was your favorite! Due to unforeseen circumstances, Jones McKenzie was unable to join us. Sadly, that means she will be eliminated. However, we still have to find out who you fans like best! Before we get to all that, a special thanks to our sponsor this week, Pepsi!

Mark glances back to the girls, waving Destiny forward.

Mark: As you all know, Rachel Clancy was eliminated from the competition by way of the voting from the last show! And allow me the pleasure of introducing you to the winner of the competition as a result of fan voting, Destiny Loveheart!

Destiny approaches Mark, whom gives her a pat on the back.

Mark: Congratulations on winning the first week’s fan voting for your “rocketing” performance on the last edition of Future Shock!

Destiny: Now, many people are going to ask why I used rocket power rollerblades in last week's competition! Simple! I want people to remember that Lovehearts can be watched with awe and excitement! But as for this week's singing competition, you will be amazed in what I can do! Now, what will this accomplish? Do I really want to win Future Shock? Well, winning Future Shock will be great, but I just want to be noticed as a Loveheart who isn't afraid to take many chances, and if you think that I am done now...hell, I am just getting started! So, look forward to seeing me, Destiny Loveheart, amazing the crowd, and don't worry, I won't be an Elite Goddess, but it will be DESTINY! But, one last thing that I have to say here! The fans voted for me as the most impressive, well, it feels good that the fans appreciate what I can do! But don't worry....you will see more good stuff from Destiny Loveheart! Bank on it!

Mark: Thanks, go take a seat and we’ll kick things off here!

The camera shows the stage as we can hear Mark’s voice.

Mark: Alright, the rules are simple. You ladies will each sing a song of your choice as you wish. I’ll judge who I thought did best at the end, assigning a score to each of you on a hundred point scale. You were allowed to pick which song you were going to sing. The music is queued up and ready, so let’s get started! Let’s start with....RORI SNYDER!!

Rori heads for the stage, looking around as the booing of Mistress Wire can be heard.

Mark: Rori has chosen a song by R. Kelly tonight. Rori, take it away!

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it


Rori’s eyes close for a moment as she continues.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly


See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it


A tomato flies towards the stage as the camera spots Wire folding her arms across her chest as Rori continues.

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothign to it

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye


As she finishes, Mark and a few of the crew stand up and applaud, as Rori smiles widely.

Mark: That was beautiful, I can tell singing really is your gift.

Rori heads down off the stage with a smile blazed on her face as we see Raven Wicked making her way to the stage.

Mark: Next up is Raven Wicked, with a rather interesting choice. A song by Johnny Cash.

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now.
Oh, you're a hard one,
But I know that you've got your reasons.
These things that are pleasin' you,
Can hurt you somehow.


As Raven looks to the screen, there seems to be some technical difficulties as it flickers for a moment.

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy,
She'll beat you if she's able.
Know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.
Now it seems to me, some fine things,
Have been laid upon your table.
But you only want the things that you can't get.

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger:
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home.
And freedom, oh freedom,
Well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking,
Through this world all alone.

And don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow, the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're loosin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling,
Goes away?


Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, and open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you,
You better let somebody love you,
You better let somebody love you,
You better let somebody love you,
Before it's too late.


The screen never came back on till the end as Raven glares at the production crew, while Mark chimes in.

Mark: Well Raven, that was quite the performance! And even more impressive given the monitor with the lyrics went out. Sorry about that, nothing personal.

Raven flipped a coin in her hand, looking down at it and storming off the stage.

Mark: Alright, next up is the winner from last competition! Destiny Loveheart....wait, she’s going to rap?

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!


It was at this point Destiny turns away from the camera, grabbing her butt with both hands and beginning to shake it back and forth.

Mark: Little in the middle, and she’s got less back...

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!


Destiny begins to shake her hips, swaying her ass left to right and spinning back around towards the camera.

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon


As Destiny turns around to show off her assets to the camera, Wire storms the stage and grabs Destiny’s leg, biting her on the left cheek, causing Destiny to scream in pain as the music is stopped. Rubbing her back side, Destiny goes at Wire, when some of the production team get between them.

Mark: Destiny, when you got back, feel free to show it!

Wire takes her place on the stage next.

Mark: Mistress Wire is going to favor us with a song I know very well, the entrance theme I wrote for Wendy House.

Wendy House, Wendy House
Small and cute just like a mouse
Can she swing a custard pie?
Yeah she can, in your eye!!
Hey hey, here comes the Wendy House!


Mark seems to be bopping his head to the music as Wire continues.

Is she strong? Listen thug!
She's got custard in her blood!
Can she cover up a cunt?
Of course she can, ya little runt!
Hey there, here comes the Wendy House!

In the chill of the night
In the middle of a ring
Will she whup some ass?
Of course she can...she's a different class!

Wendy House...Wendy House
Friendly Neighborhood Wendy House
By many, she's ignored!
Delilah's poon, her reward!!
Hey hey, here comes the Wendy House!


As the song comes to an end, Wire goes to take a bow when Destiny starts making gagging noises from her table. The miniature Wire looks about to charge her when the producers have to separate them again.

Mark: Mistress Wire, fine performance I’d say! And quite a good song too!!

As Wire flips off the other girls, we see Mark heading towards them.

Mark: You ladies did a tremendous job this week, and I think you showed all of our fans something! Instead of me voting for who I thought won, we are going to let the fans decide this week! The winner of the fan voting earns a special prize on the next edition of Future Shock, that being immunity from elimination if they are voted first by the fans!

He then turns back to the camera.

Mark: Now the most important job tonight, fans, is yours! For the next seven days, you will be able to vote on who you thought won tonight’s competition! It’s going to be a tough choice, if you ask me.

As Mark speaks, we see Destiny Loveheart setting the karaoke again as Sir Mix-A-Lot’s music began to play.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny!


Mark: Um, Destiny?

Destiny once more took the stage, bouncing her ass up and down, copping a feel of her own ass with both hands as we hear Mark in the background.

Mark: Fans, it’s your call! Who won this week’s competition?

As Destiny still continues to dance, she raises up as Mistress Wire spears her onto the stage as Wicked and Rori watch on.

Mark: A SPEAR!!! OHH. Sorry, old habit! See you next time right here on....Future Shock!

And with that, the show fades to black.
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