Message #20450

[Adam Grant]

Maggie: The following match is scheduled for one fall to a finish and is your Main Event!

Zack: It’s main event time, and the first match back for a woman who has been on the mend since late last year! I think the fans are more than ready to see her too.

Mai: It’s just them then. I haven’t missed Andi at all. As a matter of fact, I say let’s book a rematch and let Bianca see if she can double down on what she did to her.

The mad guitar of Trivium’s “To The Rats” assaults the PA, as glitched images of the open roads are shown in the big screen. When the drums kick in, a single volley of red fireworks shoot up from the stage, and the sound of a roaring engine can be heard as well. On her motorcycle, Alysson shows atop the entrance ramp wearing a full biker gear, holding her crowbar on one hand, forcing the engine so to make a loud roar noise, as if it could drown out the crowd’s boos. After that, she jumps off the bike and removes her helmet with her free hand, looking over the crowd and shaking her head, and smashing the crowbar into the ground a couple of times before opening her arms wide and letting out a loud war cry.

Maggie: Introducing first, from the Open Road... "The Outlaw" -- ALYSSON GARDNER!

After that, the Big Red walks down to the ring, removing her biker jacket and leaving it in the way along with her crowbar, before she rolls into the ring under the top rope. She then kipups back to her feet and starts showing off for the crowd, climbing the nearest turnbuckle, throwing more cross-arm horns and smirking at the booing crowd. Alysson then jumps down and takes shelter on her corner, eyeing her opposition directly in the eyes.

Zack: Alysson has been picking up quite a lot of momentum in recent weeks until she ran into Ruby Tyler. They’ll meet again at Fury in a match they both wanted the original showdown to be.

Mai: See, if you look up flukes in the wrestling dictionary, that’s the example you’re going to see. In the No DQ rematch, Alysson will club her like a baby seal.

[CUE THE SOUNDCHIP! An 8-bit version of the song from the Goonies start playing as the main lights dim down in the arena, with small star spotlights in a variety of colors flying around the crowd. 8-bit stars fill the videoboards, right up until the words start and Andi Takata comes sprinting out of the back to hit her mark. ]

# GOOD -GOOD- GOOD

[Andi hops into place, already in her Magical Girl pose, with blue and white sparkling pyro popping behind her, and the videoboards all exploding into pixellated color madness! The bassline kicks in and Andi dances for a moment before she starts to head for the ring, taking her time to enjoy her 'Starlights'!]

#Here we are, Hanging onto strains of greed and blues
#Break the chain then we break down
#Oh it's not real, if you don't feel it
#Unspoken expectations
#Ideals we used to play with
#Finally taking shape for us.

[By this time, Andi has reached the ringside fans, and cues them up for the dance party!]

#What's good enough (good enough)
#For you is
#Good enough (good enough)
#For me it's good enough (good enough)
#It's good enough for me
#Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!

[And when Pacman whirrs down, Andi punches the air above her and makes her way back around the ring to get to the rest of her Starlights, before heading up the steps and into the ring....]

#goodgoodgoodgoodgood...

#Now you'll say You're startin' to feel the push.... and pull
#Of what could be and never can
#You mirror me... stumblin' through those
#Old fashioned superstitions
#I find too hard to breaaaak
#Maybe you're out of place whaaaat's

[The song builds up again, and Andi, after running the ropes by this point, stops in the middle, to rally EVERYONE up to join her in a big ol' Caramelldanse! And most do!]

#Good enough (good enough)
#For you is
#Good enough (good enough)
#For me It's good enough (good enough)
#It's good enough for me
#Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!

[Andi runs up the turnbuckles for one last go! Keep dancing everyone!]

Maggie; And her opponent, representing the Burning Star Express….please welcome back…’THE LUCKY STAR’ ANDI TAKATA!!!

#Good enough (good enough)
#For you Is
#Good enough (good enough)
#For me.. It's good, it's good enough
#It's good enough for me
#Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!!

Zack: Listen to the roar of--!

Mai: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As the music plays Alysson Gardner sneaked up behind her opponent and jerked her ankles out from under her, causing her to fall and strike the top turnbuckle jaw first. Kevin Fisk called for the bell as Andi staggered out of the corner, holding her jaw only for Gardner to scoop her up onto her shoulder, charging across the ring to her own corner and drop her face first into the exposed top turnbuckle with a snake eyes.

Mai: I love this strategy! The best part for Andi is none of that will make her any uglier.

Fisk read Gardner the riot act for using the exposed metal bolt like that, but the former Ultraviolence Champion paid him no heed as Takata got her feet underneath her and turned back towards the middle of the ring and into a bell clap that caused her to drop to her knees. Alysson didn’t give the Alien Princess any opportunity to gain her bearings, grabbing hold of a handful of her hair as she knelt on the mat and brought her knees up and into her chest. Fisk gave the Outlaw a warning for using the hair and started the count, getting to four getting the release as Gardner leapt into the air and dropped to her knees, slamming Andi face first into the mat. Immediately Alysson pulled Andi up to her feet and started to slam her head into the still exposed turnbuckle, the crowd booing louder and louder as she drove her face first into metalwork five times before she snapmared her to the mat, moving around her and left her feet for a hesitation dropkick to her face.

Mai: There you go, Alysson. Make her face look like hamburger meat! Alysson’s a human meat tenderizer, Zack.

Zack: If there’s a shortcut to be found, she’ll take it without question. Andi’s doing the smart thing by getting out of that corner.

Takata immediately rolled away before she popped back up to her knees, holding her face as she rose to her feet only for Gardner to grab hold of her wrist and jerk her foe into a short arm clothesline that sent her down to the canvas yet again. The Outlaw stepped backwards into the corner and pushed up the inside to the middle turnbuckle as Andi got back to her feet and leapt off to crash down with a double axe handle smash into the top of Andi skull, causing her to collapse to the mat again. Gardner dropped back to the ropes, bouncing off them as Takata pushed up to her knees and delivered a running boot into the side of the masked wrestlers head, knocking her to the side. The Space Princess pushed upwards once more only for Gardner to help her up to her feet and sent her into the ring ropes, skipping forward to catch her on the return with a high knee into the gut; Takata flipping over her knee to land hard on the mat. Alysson followed it up with a double knee drop into her foe’s stomach and made the cover.

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Zack: Barely a two for Alysson, and Andi’s getting her digestive system rearranged courtesy of that double knee drop.

Mai: That’s alright. Abusing aliens is fun, just ask that Arpaio guy down in Texas.

Andi kicked out and was pulled up to her feet by Gardner who was trash talking her all the way up to her feet before and continued to do so as she delivered a stinging knife edge chop across Andi’s chest. She followed it with a second and a third, forcing Takata backwards and into the corner where she quickly unloaded with another five chops to her chest. While Fisk counted her down, the Outlaw jerked her opponent away from the turnbuckles and whipped her across the ring to the opposite corner. As she hit back first, Gardner charged in after her, leaving her feet to catch her with a splash. The Outlaw took two steps backwards as she landed on her feet, Andi stumbling out behind her and the high flying woman from outer space was scooped up off her feet and dropped gut first over Gardner’s bent knee as she was slammed down to the mat. Straightening up the former Ultraviolent Champion planted her feet on Andi’s stomach as she stepped over her, took hold of the top rope and leapt onto the middle rope, using it as a springboard before she crashed down upon Takata’s chest. She stayed on top of her as she made another cover.

Zack: Alysson is hammering Andi’s body mercilessly, and she’s going for the cover again!

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...T

Mai: If Andi had anything resembling a chest, she might have slight padding there. But when you have the body of a 11 year old boy, you have to expect these things.

Again, the Galactic Grappler kicked out before the three count. Gardner glared at her as she rolled out onto the apron and rose to her feet, climbing to the top rope and measured up her rising opponent, letting her get to her feet before she launched herself onto a hurricanrana that sent Andi across the ring. Takata began to pull herself upwards only to receive a running dropkick from Alysson that caused to reel backwards, falling into the ropes and rebounded off them straight into a monkey flip that saw her sent head over heels to the canvas once more and landed hard on her back in the middle of the ring. The Hall of Famer started to rise again; her opponent, already vertical, waving her up to her feet before she darted forward and left her feet to deliver a backstabber; the masked woman bouncing off the knees of the Outlaw and landing on her own, holding her lower back in agony. Her opponent was again quick to her feet behind her and took off past the Hall of Famer, hitting the ropes in front of her as the BSX member pushed up to one knee and Gardner left her feet to catch her foe with a perfect shining wizard to the side of the head that put Andi back on the mat. Quickly Gardner made the cover and hooked the leg as she sought victory.

Zack: Gardner looking for a knockout shot, and she got every bit of it!

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...THR-

Mai: I see that look on your face, Zack. Chill out. Kicking morons in the head is a lot of fun. Here, get down on your knees and I’ll show you.

Andi rolled her shoulder this time, ending the count at two and a half. Fisk confirmed the two count to Gardner who took up the mount position on Takata and started to pelt her with closed right hands as she cradled the back of her head with her left. The official began the five count on the red haired woman who moved away at four. As the BSX member started to rise, Gardner sprinted towards the ropes, shooting off to build momentum as she hurtled back towards her opponent, leaving her feet as she looked to spike her foes head into the canvas with a tilt-a-whirl DDT only for Andi to push her off before it could be delivered. Alysson landed on her feet but before she could react Andi caught her underneath the jaw with a palm thrust. Gardner stepped backwards away from Takata who followed up the strike with an enzugiri, driving her boot into the side of The Outlaw’s head that knocked her backwards to the mat. Alysson rose quickly to her feet following the move only to find that Andi had also forced herself to a vertical base; the masked woman quick-stepping forward and with a determined roar left her feet to drive a double footed dropkick into Gardner’s chest and jaw that saw her fall backwards through the ropes and to the outside.

Zack: Andi’s had just about enough of this, and she just sent Alysson third class through the ropes to the floor!

Mai: Nothing I hate more than commentators who show bias.

Takata rolled away to the other side of the ring and sat against the ropes for a couple of moments, holding her back with her hand before she pulled herself back up to her feet while the referee applied the ten count to Alysson. On four Gardner had brought herself back to her feet rubbing her jaw before she seemed to shake it off and pulled herself upwards onto the apron. Her masked opponent waved her into the ring; Gardner telling the referee to make sure that the Princess kept her distance prompting Fisk to look over at Andi who was still calling Gardner forward. Finally Alysson ducked her head and started to step through the ropes which prompted Andi to dart forward and deliver a Yakuza kick to the side of her head before she’d managed to fully enter the ring.

Mai: How is this fair, Zack? She won’t even let Alysson get back in the ring! She must be that terrified of her!

Zack: Oh yeah, you can see the terror on her face as she kicks her into next week.

Gardner wobbled, catching herself on the middle rope to stop herself from falling to the outside once more and Andi pulled her all the way into the ring with a handful of hair, releasing it as soon as Alysson had both feet inside the ring and began to unload on her with forearm shots to the side of her jaw. Fisk ordered Andi to let Alysson away from the ropes and got his wish as he saw the red haired wrestler sent in for the ride and caught in the middle of the ring by a spinning heel kick that once more found her jaw and caused her to collapse back to the canvas. Instantly Gardner sat up and rolled onto her knees, pushing her way up to her feet only for her opponent to catch her with a headscissors takedown that sent her flying across the ring and into the corner.

Zack: You want to talk about some force? Alysson almost got launched right there off the headscissors.

Mai: I think she had a handful of tights actually.

Gardner used the ropes to quickly pull herself back to her feet and as she did so, Takata sprinted in towards her, left her feet and caught her with the Flying Andi Butt-Butt. The BSX member landed on her feet with her back to her opponent and delivered a mule kick straight into her stomach, followed by a second into her gut before she set off running across the ring towards the opposite corner. Alysson slumped down in the corner to a sitting position, cradling her middle as Andi reached the opposite corner and pushed off of the middle turnbuckle, coming back the way she came to deliver a running hip check to her foe’s head slamming it backwards into the middle turnbuckle. Takata delivered a series of seven rapid fire stomps to Alysson’s midriff, driving her down to a prone position in the corner before she hopped up onto the middle rope, throwing her hands in the air to get a loud cheer from the crowd. She grabbed hold of the top rope, bounced up and down on the middle rope three times then launched herself into the air and brought every ounce of her 125 lb frame crashing down butt first on Gardner’s chest. Reaching back she hooked her opponents leg for the pinfall.

Zack: Look at that, Andi returning the favor to Alysson right there! Takata’s got the cover!

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...T-

Mai: Seriously?! Andi’s what? A buck ten? And she thinks that’s going to keep Alysson down?!

Gardner kicked out, shoving Andi off of her as she did so. The woman from the Cosmos came back to her feet holding her back and waited, watching Alysson rise, waiting until she got to her knees before she began to fire off stiff kicks into her body and then to Gardner’s legs as she got her feet underneath her; each blow landing with a thud that echoed throughout the arena. The Outlaw tried to cover up and protect herself from the kicks which only prompted her opponent to leave her feet and cause the red haired woman to stumble backwards as she drove a knee into the point of her jaw. Andi landed on her feet and immediately spun around slamming a roaring forearm strike into the side of Gardner’s head dropping her down to the canvas. Alysson immediately rolled to the side, starting to push upwards, Andi helping her part of the way to her feet only to jerk her downwards onto the top of her skull with a snap DDT. Takata didn’t waste any time in rolling over her opponent and hooked the leg for the cover.

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...THR-

Zack: Andi with a quick DDT there, and Alysson may not be totally sure where she’s at right now.

Mai: If she needs CPR, I have a card that says I’m certified.

Gardner kicked out once more and Fisk confirmed the two count to Andi who nodded her head as she pulled her foe upwards, delivering raised knees into her gut before she slammed her downwards with a sit-out facebuster. The former Ultraviolence Champion pushed up quickly to her knees, holding her face as Takata - who had rolled backwards to her feet - caught her with a spinning roundhouse kick to the side of her foes head. Alysson fell to the side, catching herself with one hand to stop herself from completely collapsing to the mat. Andi hooked her head before she could recover and yanked her upwards, hooking her leg as she took a moment before snapping off a fisherman’s suplex. Takata didn’t bother holding for the pin, choosing to roll backwards and to her feet before jumping into the air and landed with a double foot stomp to Gardner’s ribcage. Alysson writhed in agony on the canvas, holding her ribs while Andi measured her up and delivered a standing five star frog splash that landed across Alysson’s body allowing the Space Princess to make the cover, hooking the leg as she did so.

Zack: A beautiful frog splash! Andi may have the win right now!

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...THRE-

Mai: Or not! Quit playing such favorites out here!

Gardner kicked out of the pinfall at two and three quarters, Fisk confirming the count to the former tag team champion who immediately looked to continue to take the fight to her opponent. Pulling her up to her feet, she delivered stinging forearm shots into her jaw and chest as she pulled her towards the middle of the ring where she whipped her into the ring ropes and set off in the opposite direction. Gardner hit the ropes and came back across the ring as Takata springboarded off the middle rope into a back elbow, which The Outlaw ducked underneath. Alysson spun around as Andi regained her balance and the Space Princess started to come forward straight into a lowered shoulder as she found herself scooped off her feet and driven downwards into the ring mat with a spinebuster.

Mai: I don’t know alien physiology. Is Andi’s spine in her back? Who cares?! She got hammered either way, I’m not picky.

Gardner rolled away onto her knees and began to push upwards only to find that Andi had scurried up to her feet already and was advancing on her quickly, looking to deliver a bionic elbow. The Outlaw though cut her off with a lunge grabbing her around the waist as she picked her up and fell backwards into a flapjack, dropping her opponent onto her chest and face. The woman from the road pushed back up to her feet as Andi did likewise; the Princess getting lifted upwards into an inverted Atomic Drop before she performed a double leg takedown that saw Takata hit the canvas hard, back first and immediately rolled to her side, holding her back with one hand as she tried to catch her breath. Gardner kept hold of Andi’s legs and delivered a stomp to her abdomen, followed by a second, then a third - her boot got lower with every stomp until the fourth stomp was right between her legs.

Zack: A blatant low blow right there, and the referee has every right to call for a disqualification.

Mai: We don’t know where alien sex organs are, Zack. For all we know, Andi’s genitals could be under her arm.

Fisk warned The Outlaw about the low blow, threatening to disqualify her only to get ignored as Andi was dragged around on the canvas. Gardner adjusted her grip and fell backwards, catapulting Andi towards the corner, her head snapping forward towards the steel ring post as her hand cushioned the blow in the nick of time. As Takata staggered backwards, arms wrapped around her midsection and she found herself hurled through the air with a release German suplex. Takata sat up a moment after impact only to keel over to the side, holding her back in pain before she finally rolled to the side and grabbed hold of the ring ropes, pulling herself upwards, getting as far as her knees before she caught a running knee to the jaw. The Space Princess staggered up to her feet and got a kick to the gut before her hair was grabbed and she was sent across the ring with a biel.

Zack: You can see where the power advantage in this match lies. Alysson threw Andi like the morning newspaper.

Mai: Trust me. Power isn’t the only place she has an advantage over Andi. She’s also far more attractive too.

Takata landed hard, arching her back before she began to rise, Alysson stalking her before she took off, breezing past Andi and springboarding off the ropes and into a disaster kick to the jaw that dropped her to one knee. Gardner quickly stepped out onto the apron and climbed to the top rope facing out to the crowd. She looked behind her and as the BSX member pushed back up to her feet, Alysson launched herself backwards into a moonsault that caught her foe perfectly, sending her back to the canvas in a heap. Gardner pulled Andi back up to her feet, hooking her head as she grabbed hold of her tights and delivered an impaler DDT, rolling her over and made the cover.

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...THRE-

Zack: Andi’s not done yet, but I’m not sure how much she has left in the tank at this point.

Mai: I’m glad she’s not done. I’m enjoying watching Alysson beat the blue out of her hair.

Andi’s shoulder popped up from the mat in time to break the three count. Gardner shook her head at the referee in disgust as she pulled Andi upwards and into a backbreaker into a rolling Argentine Rack Slam. As she complete the Red Tide Gardner rolled out underneath the bottom rope and pulled herself up to her feet quickly, grabbing hold of the top rope using it to slingshot herself into a senton that saw her land across Andi’s chest. Alysson leaned back, hooking her foe’s leg to make the cover.

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...THREE!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zack: Another near fall for Gardner! Boy, if pinfalls were points, Alysson would be in the lead by far right now!

Mai: I think they should be then. 8 points for Alysson!

At the last possible moment, Takata’s shoulder popped up from the canvas prompting Fisk to show a two count to Alysson Gardner who shoved him away from her, chewing him out for only counting two and asked him if he didn’t realise that the Outlaw was better than the alien freak. The referee confirmed to her once more that it was a two count only for her to blow him off as she circled around Andi, garvin stomping her, driving her boot into each limb, finishing it with one particularly vicious stomp to her stomach. Takata sat up and was pulled to her feet by a handful of hair as Gardner pushed her backwards into the ropes and fired her across the ring. As Andi bounced off the ropes the Outlaw launched herself forward and attempted a spear only for Takata to leapfrog, timing it perfectly to land on her opponents back. She threw herself forward as Alysson straightened, hooking her arms with her legs and rolling her up into a modified sunset flip pinning combination.

Mai: Go ahead, Alysson! You can---not a sunset flip!

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...THR-

Zack: Oh, that was close!! I thought she had it right there, and so did this crowd!

Mai: I’m envious of Andi….I wish that had been my head.

Gardner brought her legs together, slamming them against Andi’s ears to break up the pinfall. Takata rolled backwards, staggering for a moment or two as she got her feet underneath her before rushing forward, screaming out ‘Shining Star’, stepping up onto her knee to deliver a devastating shining wizard to the back of Gardner’s head. Alysson rolled onto her back, holding her head. Andi rolled to the ropes, pulling herself to her feet before looking back over her shoulder and leapt onto the top rope, springboarding off into THE Shooting Star Press. As she landed across Gardner’s chest, Andi held her back for a moment before she laid across her and hooked her leg for the cover.

Zack: SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!

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...THRE-

Mai: Still not enough. Andi should just go ahead and tap out before Alysson touches her again. She can save us all a lot of shouting, Zack.

As Kevin Fisk’s hand dropped for the third time, Alysson’s arm shot out and grabbed hold of the bottom rope. Andi pushed up to her knees and looked up beseechingly at the heavens as the two count was confirmed to her. She shook her head, slowly rising to a vertical position and backed up a couple of steps towards the middle of the ring where she set herself and waved Gardner to her feet. The Outlaw began to pull herself upwards with the aid of the ring ropes and began to stagger to the middle of the ring only for Takata to skip forward, catching her flush on the point of the jaw with a suupakicku!!!! Gardner fell back against the ropes then stumbled towards the Hall of Famer who jerked her head downwards as she rolled her up tightly into a small package.

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...THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mai: STOP WITH THE SURPRISE PINS, DAMN IT!!

Zack: She almost had her again! Andi’s not just quick on her feet, she’s even quicker mentally and almost had the win in the bag!

Gardner kicked out at the last possible second, rolling backwards and took her time to get back to her feet, Andi waiting for her to rise before she darted forward and left her feet to connect with a superman punch. The former Ultraviolence Champion brought her hands up at the last second, blocking the blow yet still found herself forced back a step. Andi immediately tried to follow it up with a space crusher only for Gardner to shove her away at the final moment. Andi landed on her feet and was sent to the mat with a bicycle kick to her jaw. Takata scurried, pushing up quickly only to find her wrist grasped as she was jerked forward onto her opponent’s shoulders, only staying there for a moment before she was flipped forward into a gutbuster, that saw the Space Princess land across the single bent of the Outlaw.

Mai: Leona Vega should take notes on that gutbuster right there! Andi’s not gonna be eating solid foods for a couple weeks at this rate!

Alysson half fell, half staggered backwards as she straightened up, catching herself on the ropes. She pointed upwards before she stepped out onto the apron and climbed to the top turnbuckle. Andi was laid still on her back on the ring mat as Gardner threw up cross arm rock horns before she launched herself into the air and the G-Effect shooting star senton, landing squarely across Andi Takata’s body. Quickly she hooked her leg to make the cover.

Mai: G-EFFECT!! Say goodnight, twerp!

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...THREE!!!!!!!

Zack: There’s not many who gets up from that, and Andi wasn’t going to be on the list tonight!

Kevin Fisk completed the three count and called for the bell, Alysson slowly pushing herself upwards to her feet with the officials help as the official announcement was made.

Maggie: Here is your winner, by way of pinfall…”THE OUTLAW” ALYSSON GARDNER!!!

Mai: And all is right with the world. Hey welcome back, Andi! AHAHAHAHA!!

Zack: Alysson got a tougher fight than she likely thought out of a returning Andi, but picked up the win. A stellar effort from the Space Princess, who will be back in action on Future Shock Tuesday when she teams with the Future Shock Champion Harley Shannon to face Ascension!

Mai: I hope Isis eats her.

Kevin Fisk raised her hand in the air to the boos of the crowd. The red haired woman began to celebrate as Andi rolled to the apron, holding her body. As Alysson Gardner climbed to the middle rope and threw her hands in the air in celebration, the show faded out.