The instrumental version of “Boom” by the X Ambassadors starts to play briefly before we see the deep blue sea…from underneath it. The camera pans around as the entire room is surrounded by water and fish swimming past before we find a familiar pair looking up at them, not to mention entirely dry.
Kyle: Welcome to the only underwater hotel in all of the United States here at the Undersea Lodge in Key Largo, Florida. There’s some really great ones in other countries, and maybe I’ll show you them more later in the year. But this is After Shock. I’m Kyle Kilmeade rejoined by a much better Phoenix Galloway. She was sick, which is why she missed the last show. But as you can see…
Dressed in his usual suit, he gestures towards Phoenix at his right.
Kyle: She’s in phenomenal shape now.
Phoenix simply smiles, dressed in a signature pink strapless dress and heels.
Phoenix: I missed you last After Shock but I figured you wouldn’t want to get sick just to hang out with your favorite client.
Kyle: I’d have risked it.
As he says that, someone in scuba gear swims by the window and gets his attention briefly before he continues.
Kyle: The important thing is you’re feeling better now though. No more cold, and even got a new shiny that I found out earlier today is ALMOST ready. It’ll be shipped out on Tuesday, how about that?
Phoenix: I can’t wait to see it in person, the design is perfect and far too fitting for the next Diamond Champion. All because you believe in me.
Kyle: I definitely do. I already manage the Pure Champion in Future Shock, and diamonds are every girl’s favorite accessory that I’ve ever met. The fact is I didn’t see any reason to make you wait to have the Diamond Championship till next month when you can have an even better one much sooner.
Phoenix: Look at you about to manage a handful of champions at once.
She pauses ever so slightly for a moment.
Phoenix: All the important titles that is, and with me as Champion, can you picture all the perks we’re going to get. Signings, TV interviews, Grand Openings, puck drops for the NHL Playoffs. You’re gonna be so proud.
Kyle: I already spoke with Carson. On the first show after you’ve become the new Diamond Champion at Undeniable 2, he’s already greenlit me putting together a Phoenix Appreciation Night for you. So you have that to look forward to.
Phoenix blushes and puts her hand on his leg.
Phoenix: Does this mean it’ll be my party to invite who I want and tell the rest of the roster to go away? I need the important people there.
Kyle: You’ll get to do all of that and then some, I’m still in the plotting stages with Carson on that. Anyway, what say we get people up to date on what to expect on January 28th when we go to Calgary? Ever been to Calgary?
He asks as he gives her his undivided attention.
Phoenix: Only once to see a Flames game. The city smelled like a massive barn, and as polite as the people were, it was a horrible experience. I’m sure it’s going to be much better for the Future Shock competitors though.
Kyle: The roster will be at the Saddledome in Calgary on the 28th, and the main event was already announced at the last show. Sydney Christensen, the prodigal daughter of the city, will meet Charlotte Harker one on one. They’ve met before, and it’s always been a brutal fight each time when you got two powerhouses teeing off.
Phoenix: That explains everything when it comes to Sydney.
The blonde didn’t at all explain her comment before she started to speak again.
Phoenix: Charlotte showed her power in the main event in Sydney last year, and going one on one with the hometown hero is going to be a big ask for a woman who can only be labeled as the biggest returning superstar in recent history. As much as this is going to be a battle, Charlotte has too much to prove, especially against Ms. Christensen, I think she’ll take on the entire stampede if it meant getting a win on her solo return.
Kyle: Then we have your best friend on the whole roster back in the ring. And I’m sure she’ll be thrilled to find out it won’t be against Gina again.
She claps her hands and smiles wide.
Phoenix: Who does my Too Sexy TLP get to throw down with? Please tell me she doesn’t need a hazmat suit for this match.
Kyle: A woman you already faced actually, and the one who my comments about got Crystal pissed off and trying to break my neck last year. Tiffany will face Allison Sullivan.
Phoenix: HA! Tiffany is going to have one of the quickest matches of her career when she takes down Allison. Five minutes max for this with three offensive moves from the cheerleader before Page gets fed up with the bullshit and takes control.
Kyle: Then everything else is all about Global Wars.. The four women who faced each other two weeks ago? Well they are going to have to work together against each other in Calgary. On one side, it’s Alyson and Luci. On the other, Madyson and Domino.
Kyle: Who do you like here?
Phoenix: Alyson is looking to get on a roll with Global Wars, and gets her comeuppance against She who shall not be named, while teaming with a woman who she defeated last week. Sadly I’m thinking Madyson is going to be looking to redeem herself from last show, and will likely show the world it was a fluke loss to the Loch Ness Monster.
Kyle: Also England joins the fray. Your opponent at Undeniable 2…ya know the one you’ll be taking the Diamond title from? She’ll begin her series against a woman also competing for a title that night. It’ll be Angela and Sapphire of the Gemstones.
Phoenix giggles as she hears Angela’s opponent.
Phoenix: Big Match Sapphire is going to put the breaks on any and off the Diamond Champions momentum as she pins her in the center of the ring. As much as I hate Gemstones, and I cannot stand Sapphire after what she put my mother through. This is going to be brilliant! As I am still undefeated last year and this, Angela is going to be defeated by the biggest hemorrhoid in the company and I’m going to laugh all the way into Undeniable 2.
Kyle: Obviously Angela’s title will not be on the line here because she’s already signed for her next defense against…
He gestures once more towards the blonde on his side.
Phoenix: I do have one question though... if Sapphire wins... she doesn’t get a title shot does she, because she’s going to get her Adrenaline title?
Kyle shook his head.
Kyle: No, trust me when I tell you the only thing she wants is Siobhan’s title. I have the messages to prove it. She won’t get a shot at it, because even if she does win, she’ll have defeated the soon-to-be former champion, right? What does that entitle her to? Nada.
The buff Barbie leans into him slightly to give him a grateful hug.
Phoenix: Thanks babes! It’s not that I don’t want to face her, it’s that I don’t want to show up my mom when I beat her up a touch easier than my mom did. As for Angela, she’s gotta pay attention to Emerald on the side, and that Siobhan doesn’t come out to even the odds. That’s just unfair.
Kyle: As we learned from the tag match she had with Angelina a while back, even when she’s out there to even the odds, she doesn’t do it very well. That’s how Sapphire beat her the last time.
He said with a shake of his head.
Kyle: But unlike Siobhan, you have someone who is always looking out for your best interests career-wise, now don’t you? You don’t have to worry about a thing, I promise.
Phoenix: I trust you, cause I’m your favorite.
Kyle: That’s the whole card you’ll see on the 28th in Calgary for the next Future Shock on Prime. I can promise you that Phoenix and I will be there, and I confirmed with your reigning Pure Champion that she’ll be attending too. So there’ll be Phoenix AND Lacey as a bonus on the show.
Phoenix: Too Sexy Tiffany Lynn Page, Phoenix Galloway, Lacey, and Kyle Kilmeade all on the same show. Things are going to be PERFECT in Calgary. Watch Future Shock on Prime Tuesday the 28th of January.
Kyle: That’ll do it for us here in Key Largo.
He turned his attention back to his co-hostess.
Kyle: The rest of the day is yours to do whatever you like.
Phoenix: You’re too good to your clients babe. We can relax and talk about strategy for a bit.
Kyle: Sounds good. We’ll see you in Calgary on the 28th.
Then we fade to a recap of the matches scheduled before After Shock fades to black.